"God dammit I wish my dad was back at cooking meth, melting people in barrels and blowing people in retirement homes"

"God dammit I wish my dad was back at cooking meth, melting people in barrels and blowing people in retirement homes"

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moves-like-turner:

pantone2955c:

eat-at-eriks:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Frog on Glass

If I fits I sits.

Reblogging for that comment

at first I was like “what kind of whacky-ass avocado is this”

you can almost hear the satisfaction

moves-like-turner:

pantone2955c:

eat-at-eriks:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Frog on Glass

If I fits I sits.

Reblogging for that comment

at first I was like “what kind of whacky-ass avocado is this”

you can almost hear the satisfaction

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you’re never too sure

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yumichu:

image

image

image

why

because

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lulz-time:

promoting my blog
Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro
American euro..

lulz-time:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

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you little rebel

you little rebel

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shittier:

golden-state-dude-core:

i’ve come for your loins

this is terrifying. i won’t be able to sleep for weeks. 

this is a Northern French tradition called “rouroute”, which consists of using crêpes as a mask before eating them.as a frenchman i’m so fucking glad i don’t live in Northern France…

shittier:

golden-state-dude-core:

i’ve come for your loins

this is terrifying. i won’t be able to sleep for weeks. 

this is a Northern French tradition called “rouroute”, which consists of using crêpes as a mask before eating them.

as a frenchman i’m so fucking glad i don’t live in Northern France…

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loserslol:

I CAME IN LIKE A SHREKING BALL

image

how come this does not get old

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officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

image

i can’t

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i mean who wouldn’t be scared out of their mind of this?

i mean who wouldn’t be scared out of their mind of this?


that’s a pretty moldy keyboard

that’s a pretty moldy keyboard

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starsinhiseyes:

onyeplaysdrums:

hyrulians:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

I fucking love this.

I watched this for like 5 minutes

You guys realize that the length of their stride is indicative of that color’s wavelength right- red being the longest visible and blue one of the shortest. 

yay this makes me genuinely happy for some reason

starsinhiseyes:

onyeplaysdrums:

hyrulians:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

I fucking love this.

I watched this for like 5 minutes

You guys realize that the length of their stride is indicative of that color’s wavelength right- red being the longest visible and blue one of the shortest. 

yay this makes me genuinely happy for some reason

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therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

dying

therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

dying

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pugblug:

Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)

i am ready

pugblug:

Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)

i am ready

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thatothernguyen:

a health and safety guide from the Australian Fire Department

well the Australian Fire Department kind of uses the same methods as Walter White when it comes to dispose of things…

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